COURIER

It was raining quite powerfully this morning on my way down I-530 to work. I was in the left lane, going about 60 mph due to the inclement road conditions, and slowly passing some vehicles on the right. A van was behind me, following much too closely. He eventually got impatient and flashed his bright lights at me. It was only after he passed that I saw the reason for his hurry. He was a COURIER. He just had to get that paper mache Santa Claus down to Mrs. Murphy before 8 o'clock.